One Nation Under GOD
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was
gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait
I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!" Jesus asked, "What are you going to do with them?" Satan
replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and
abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs to kill
each other. I'm really gonna have fun!" Then Jesus
asked, "And what will you do when you get done with them?" "Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly. "How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll
spit on you, curse you and kill you!! You don't want those people!!" "How much?" He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood." Jesus said, "DONE!"
Then He paid the price.
Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.
Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything
the Bible says. Or is it scary?
Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes"
Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start
sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion
of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday,but be an invisible Christian the rest of the
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because
you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
Will YOU pass this on? .... I did.